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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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