I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
