That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
