This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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