6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
