eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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