Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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