In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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