I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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