What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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