i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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