Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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