I like to think it a success when the cops are called
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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