Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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