i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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