Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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