What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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