i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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