well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
