i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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