Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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