This girl is more easily done than said...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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