i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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