well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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