My sheets look like a crime scene.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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