Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
