Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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