I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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