Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Vodka?
Forever.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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