How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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