dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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