Heybabeimwearingurpanties
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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