Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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