i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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