There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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