Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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