why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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