i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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