so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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