we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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