i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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