I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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