id be glad to
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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