Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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