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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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