Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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