I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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