Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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