I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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