Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
