Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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