I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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