He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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