6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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