somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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