I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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