I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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