Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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