I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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